Badly Drawn Ball

5,000 people tried to draw a football.

We distilled the most common mistakes into something you can actually kick.

50 irregular panels. A thermo-bonded construction that took four years to perfect. Harder to make, and arguably worse.

Not approved by FIFA (or anyone).

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After years of handmade prototypes, it still wasn't quite right.

We asked people to draw a football from memory. 5,000 drawings came in.

We knew they'd get it wrong, but we wanted to see how.

50 panels emerged as the sweet spot. It's a different ball from every angle.

Harder to make, and arguably worse.

It's our first thermo-bonded ball. An irregular 50-panel construction. Seamless finish, perfectly round.

Performance recycled PU with paper-grain texture

There's a lot wrong with it. Including:

- There's 50 panels (not 32)
- Scribbled outside the lines
- Aerodynamically irregular
- Harder to manufacture than the correct version

In the box

Badly Drawn Ball
Pre-pumped, Size 5, PSI 8-12

Tea Towel
Features 120 of our favorite failed attempts. First 1,000 orders only.

Ball stand
Clear acrylic for when it's not being kicked.

Free Pen!
To draw your own bad ball drawings far and wide.

$119

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Badly Drawn Ball

5,000 people tried to draw a football.

We distilled the most common mistakes into something you can actually kick.

50 irregular panels. A thermo-bonded construction that took four years to perfect. Harder to make, and arguably worse.

Not approved by FIFA (or anyone).

Complete the set

Get all three and save $57.

$300

$357